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“Attention all S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. This is Steve Rogers. You’ve heard a lot about me in the past few days. Some of you were even ordered to hunt me down. But I think it’s time you know the truth. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not what we though it was. It’s been taken over by Hydra. Alexander Pierce is their leader. The strike and insight crew work for Hydra as well. I don’t know how many more but I know they are in the building. They could be standing right next to you. They almost have what they want. Absolute control. They shot Nick Fury and it won’t end there. If you launch those helicarriers today Hydra will be able to kill anyone that stands in their way unless we stop them. I know I am asking a lot but the price of freedom is high… it always has been, and it’s a price I am willing to pay. And if I am the only one, so be it. But I am willing to be that I am not.”

(Source: mishasteaparty, via sheriffssecretcanadianblogger)

kellyholmo:

HOW DARE YOU! IF YOU TOUCH THAT AGAIN I SHALL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! DO NOT TOUCH THIS! THIS IS A NO TOUCHING ZONE!
OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU REACHED ACROSS LIKE THAT AGAIN! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT! OH GOD, I WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THE COMBINATION, YOU’D BE, YOU’D BE SO DEAD RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLE!
 DON’T. CROSS. THIS. LINE. WITH YOUR HAND! HOW DARE YOU! DON’T SPEAK! IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DON’T SAY ANYTHING, OH GOD, I SEE HIM GETTING READY! OH MY GOD, DON’T SAY ANYTHING! I SHALL MURDER YOU IF YOU TALK AGAIN! NOW GIVE ME THAT TABLET AND TELL ME THE COMBINATION!
YOU DID ALL THREE! YOU SPOKE AND YOU REACHED YOUR HAND ACROSS!

kellyholmo:

HOW DARE YOU! IF YOU TOUCH THAT AGAIN I SHALL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! DO NOT TOUCH THIS! THIS IS A NO TOUCHING ZONE!

OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU REACHED ACROSS LIKE THAT AGAIN! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT! OH GOD, I WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THE COMBINATION, YOU’D BE, YOU’D BE SO DEAD RIGHT NOW, IT WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLE!

DON’T. CROSS. THIS. LINE. WITH YOUR HAND! HOW DARE YOU! DON’T SPEAK! IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DON’T SAY ANYTHING, OH GOD, I SEE HIM GETTING READY! OH MY GOD, DON’T SAY ANYTHING! I SHALL MURDER YOU IF YOU TALK AGAIN! NOW GIVE ME THAT TABLET AND TELL ME THE COMBINATION!

YOU DID ALL THREE! YOU SPOKE AND YOU REACHED YOUR HAND ACROSS!

(via sentientmuffin)

nyooom:

busterfriendly:

I HATE YOU

this is a man who flirts with death. hes eating ice cream, which is brutal cannibalism. he isnt even completely in the shade. and yet, he fixes the viewer with a smug look, as if to challenge us. as if to challenge the gods of death themselves

nyooom:

busterfriendly:

I HATE YOU

this is a man who flirts with death. hes eating ice cream, which is brutal cannibalism. he isnt even completely in the shade. and yet, he fixes the viewer with a smug look, as if to challenge us. as if to challenge the gods of death themselves

(via shockblanketsandtea)

—Time in a Bottle - Quicksilver Speed

fingersareoptional:

I’m sure most X-Men fans have seen Days of Future Past by now, and no matter if you liked it or despised it, you’ll probably agree that Quicksilver’s slow motion scene was amazing.

To those who haven’t seen it yet, or those who don’t remember it well, here’s a short summary of what happened:

  • Guards tried to shoot the mutants
  • Quicksilver put on his glasses and his earpieces
  • Quicksilver kicks everyone’s ass in super speed while listening to Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce

This scene blew my mind, but one thing sticked with me most:

If Quicksilver was listening to Time in a Bottle in its normal speed while everything around him was in slow motion, what must that music have sounded like to normal ears?

To figure this out I’ve done the following bit of research.

First I needed to know how long the scene lasted in real time. To figure this out, I’ve used the bullets that were shot during the scene. 

Google tells that the average bullet moves at 2,500 feet per second, in other words: 7620 meters per second.

The average distance from the guards to the mutants in the scene was about 10 meters.

This means that the time it took for those bullets to travel from the gun to the wall (which took the entire length of the slow-mo scene) was 10/7620 = 0.01312335958 seconds.

The scene ended after about 87 seconds, when the song was a few seconds over halfway done.

I’ve sped up the entire song so that after 0.0131 seconds, the song is where it would be at 87 seconds, leaving us with the beautiful song at Quicksilver speed.

Enjoy!

(via fingersareoptional)

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

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 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

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so t mobile stepped its shit up 

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it’s like high school drama except with phone companies  

(via findingfantasticcreatures)